Cloud tenant networking abstractions are largely low-level, virtual versions of the building blocks used in physical data centers. Constructing and managing these networks can be an unnecessarily complex burden on the tenant, especially as multi-cloud deployments are increasingly common. We propose that the goal for a new design should be to free cloud tenants entirely from having to build and operate virtual networks. Building on this philosophy, we propose new declarative and endpoint-centric cloud API which replaces the tenant networking layer of cloud deployments altogether, ensuring that cloud customers do not have to have the skillset of a seasoned network operator.